beverly

my dads mom (i guess that makes her my grandma) died right before i was born.. my mom felt sorry for him (obv) and wanted to name me after her.. beverly

umm.. no

so she went with her middle name.

boyfriend has taken to calling my alter ego beverly.. oh he is so funny...

occasionally beverly is a total bitch and likes to pick fights when the dishes aren't done or someone shoves an umbrella in her eye.. but for the most part she just cries..

fuck beverly